Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two…

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There’s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

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“Chocolate”

You can GET chocolate.
“If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate size doesn’t matter.

Posted by Autor Posted in: aforyzmy i powiedzonka, wolne i swawolne No Comments » October 2008

“Elegia”, parę ciekawszych fragmentów…

“Piękne kobiety są niewidzialne”
- Niewidzialne? Co to do cholery znaczy?
- Niewidzialne.
Inne pojawiają się nagle, piękna kobieta stoi na uboczu.
- Ale nigdy tak naprawdę nie widzimy w niej osoby
Widzimy tylko piękną otoczkę.
Jesteśmy zablokowani przez barierę tego piękna.
- Tak, jesteśmy tak zafascynowani powierzchownością, że nie zwracamy uwagi na wnętrze.

Czas ucieka, gdy go nie pilnujemy

Podeszły wiek nie jest dla cieniarzy.

Największą niespodzianką jest starość.

Wiedziała, że jest piękna.
Ale nie wiedziała, co z tym pięknem zrobić.

Jeśli Ktoś znika powoli,
Inni mniej cierpią.

Bo nieważne, w którą stronę się obrócisz.
Tkwisz w miejscu.

Utknąłem wewnątrz siebie.

- Wiesz, że jest coś w Tobie,
co wymusza pewną formalność.
- Co ma Pan na myśli?
- Posiadasz pewną elegancką surowość.

Czy potrafisz wskazać Kogoś,
Kto zaczarował Cię bez seksu?

Kiedy kochasz się z kobietą, mścisz się.
Za wszystkie rzeczy, które pokonały Cię w życiu.

Posted by Autor Posted in: aforyzmy i powiedzonka No Comments » October 2008